Job listings from the year 2050
Just to note, the above is not a sample list. These will be the only jobs available. Apart from parenting & sports-related jobs, which will of course constitute 80% of all jobs worldwide.
2. Prototypists needed
3. Swimming coaches wanted (eunuchs only please)
4. Overgrowers / hypergrowers wanted for public flora project
5. Project manager needed to manage team in Asia / South America / Tonga (no travel required)
6. Calling all Marketing projectionists
7. Botulists: have you considered a career in the military?
8. Magicians needed for quarterly Corporate Earnings call
9. Children required for growing family
10. International Manhunt 2050: evasive, dextrous sprinters wanted
11. Director of Bartering for large multinational corporation
12. Sun miners needed (various equatorial locations)
13. Focus groupies: free beer & pasteballs!
14. Bait washers required to work on meat ships (discretion assured)
15. Wives urgently needed
16. Now recruiting Product Priests
17. Cosmetic surgery victims required for on-cloud projection exhibition
18. Tram pilots urgently needed
19. Experienced Bat whisperer / Barman required (for local drink-cave)
20. Fluffer sought (immediate start)
